A List of Don'ts

A list. Of things a human being of reasonable intelligence would not think should have to be said aloud to another human being.

• Don't lick the cat.
• Don't ride the cat.
• Don't play in the cat's litterbox.
• Don't eat pennies you find on the ground.
• Don't eat gum you find stuck under a table.
• Don't suck on magic markers.
• Don't use the toilet as a swimming pool for your barbie.
• Don't hide banana peels under the bed.
• Don't take money from the collection basket.
• Don't draw on: the sheets, walls, the dining room table, the couch, the floor, your arms, legs, or face
• Don't eat lotion, chapstick, toothpaste, or A&D ointment
• Don't climb on the furniture, hang on the curtains, or stand on the counter-tops.
• Don't tell strangers they are fat.
• Don't graze the produce section of the grocery store while we are shopping.
• Don't bite into the big block of cheese then put it back into the refrigerator.
• Don't pick the neighbors newly planted flowers.
• Don't throw rocks at other people's cars.
• Don't lick the television screen.
• Don't pour a box of stuffing mix into Mama's nightstand.
• Don't sit on your baby sister.
• Don't use other people's toothbrush.

This is just my short list. I am sure there are many others. Let me know if you can think of any I've missed.

- Mama B